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Here are 10 things that will surprise you about camels. In March of 2022, a camel killed two zookeepers at the Tennessee petting zoo raising a scare among zoos in the US where many keepers are undergoing retraining on handling these calm-looking beasts. When camels walk through a sandstorm, they can close their nostrils and wait for the storm to pass and then go on as if nothing happened. They are so hardy they could probably survive the apocalypse after cockroaches. Give it a go.Camels rarely make the news because they are one mammal that loves being around human beings and they are a spectacle to watch even in a zoo. Its unhinged, imaginative wit and respect for the genre deserve the attention of any self-respecting fan FANGORIAĪpocalypse Cow treads that rare path between horrific and hilarious, which makes for a very fun read indeed. an impressive start for an author who’s going places PUBLISHERS WEEKLY Logan has a flair for unique description. Great stuff for horror and fantasy fans BOOKLIST(Starred Review) This clever and very funny twist on the traditional zombie novel is exceedingly well executed. Hilarious comic romp The Journal (Newcastle) This was a very good twist on the very much overdone zombie genre She Loves Reading Bookgeeksģ50 pages of rotting, rutting, oozing and flaking We Love This Book Ploughs the same furrows as Shaun of the Dead, wonderfully parodying the zombie and survival horror genre, but at the same time paying homage to it.worthy of a place amongst the best apocalyptic fiction.eminently readable, brilliantly written and side-splitting funny. Apocalypse Cow is a pacy, entertaining read We Love This Book Michael Logan's black comedy is an absurd yet utterly addictive read. Read moreĪpocalypse Cow made me snort with laughter TERRY PRATCHETTĪ fast-paced dark comedy stuffed with violence, sprinkled with sex, reminiscent of Tom Sharpe, including witty lines and observations that are Pratchett-esque in their pointiness SUNDAY EXPRESSĪ comic, blood-soaked romp.at times a hilarious social satire, and at others an action-packed gore fest, sure to please fans of the traditional zombie story.an accomplished novel by a promising writer.

Standing in the way are rampaging hordes of animals, a ruthless security agent and an army ready to shoot anybody with a case of the sniffles.

In her bumbling pursuit of the truth, she crosses paths with Terry and Geldof, and together they set out to escape a quarantined Britain with the evidence and vital data that could unlock a cure for the virus.

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When scientists with warped imaginations accidentally unleash an experimental bioweapon that transforms Britain's animals into sneezing, bloodthirsty zombies with a penchant for pre-dinner sex with their victims, three misfits become the unlikely hope for salvation.Ībattoir worker Terry Borders' love life is crippled by the stench of death that clings to his skin from his days spent slaughtering cows teenage vegan Geldof 'Scabby' Peters alternates between scratching furiously at his rash and baiting his overbearing New Age mother and inept journalist Lesley McBrien struggles forlornly in the shadow of her famous war correspondent father.Īs Britain begins a rapid descent into chaos and ministers blame international terrorists, Lesley stumbles upon evidence that the government is behind the outbreak. They want blood.an outrageously entertaining and original take on the 'zombie apocalypse' - joint winner of the first Terry Pratchett 'Anywhere But Here, Anywhen But Now' Prize.

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